Jools is an out of work actress. She's done a bit of work here and there and dreams of hitting the big time. So far her only claim to fame has been walking along the beach in the background of Home & Away. Jools thought she was going places and decided that London was calling but unfortunately after two months the only action she got was at "The Church". Jools returned home with an extremely thick English accent (as you do in the industry) and has recently had a boob job in the hope of improving her chances, however the only offer she has had was an acceptance letter for Big Brother!

Since the Tigers signed Gazza up two years ago, things have just got better & better. He decided to quit his car exhaust installation apprenticeship and just hang with the boys and perve on chicks all day. Recently he met the best cheerleader in the squad and wants to marry her because she got "really big things" in front of her. He's not 100% committed yet because he still enjoys playing the field on footy trips away - him and the boys believe "what goes on tour, stays on tour".

Gazza's been putting some money away each month for his retirement - he reckons that in a few years he'll have enough to open his own muffler repair shop - he's going to call it "No Muff - Too Tuff"

Teena-Jane lives in a small country town and was the envy of all her girlfriends when she got an apprenticeship (everyone else reckons that it was because she was the mayor's daughter). Her friends call her TJ and when she grows up she's going to own her own salon and call it "TJ's Hair There and Everywhere"! Teena specialises in mullets and perms. She's the best in town. Teena even got to go to the State Mullet Cutting Championships in Geelong.

Unfortunately for Teena she didn't win as the competition was too stiff, all the girls from Geelong have been living and breathing mullets since they were born...

Terry (Tezza) is a true salesman - he completely believes in himself and finds it easy to talk to people on all levels! His favourite place is the yard, he loves walking around asking people if they're alright and telling them that the car they're looking at is a steal, the best car in the yard - and that he is even thinking about buying it himself! Terry also loves to compliment the ladies on their dashing outfits and asking "what perfume is that you're wearing"?

Terry's always dressed to kill, a short sleeved pinstriped shirt (slightly creased) with a pack of Longbeach 40's in the pocket, brown suite pants that don't quite reach his shoes, a splash of Brut 33 and always a piece of chewing gum in his mouth.

Shazza's a typical Goldie Girl and has grown up in downtown Surfers Paradise. Shazza knocks about in tight black jeans, white crochet midriff tops and has sun-bleached blonde hair (that sometimes looks yellow). She's got a really cool boyfriend, Mick who's a mechanic, and in her spare time she loves to watch him fix cars - it just amazes her how he remembers where everything goes - he's so smart. As a treat, when she visits him she always gets him a pack of Horizon 50s on her staff discount card.

Kylie works for a large company in the city. She loves the corporate world and enjoys climbing the corporate ladder even at times if she has to step on some toes or take a few things down (namely clothes). Kylie loves 'doing coffee' and calling her clients to touch base with them to cross pollinate ideas about her latest campaign that will 'move their business forward'. Kylie has meeting after meeting (often meetings to organise meetings) which are usually boozy lunches that go on for hours with Kylie dropping names of famous people and referring to all her clients as 'darling darling'.

Kylie loves attending social functions especially when there is a chance that she might get her picture in the social pages. It's often talked about in the office that if there is a photo opportunity Kylie would attend the opening of an envelope. Kylie's spare time is usually spent sipping champagne at the trendiest bar in the city looking for single (or otherwise) professional men to hand her business card too.

Ever since Leanne was six all she ever wanted to be was dancer. Her idol used to be Kylie Minogue in her 'Locomotion' days but her tastes have matured since then. Leanne moved from a tiny country town north of Uluru to Sydney, 'the big smoke' to get a real dancing job. Various auditions at dance studios led her to the job of her dreams at Porkey's in a nice area called Kings Cross. She's met heaps of people from all over the world and can't believe they have all come to see her dance. Her mum and dad who have never left Uluru are taking a 5 day greyhound to visit her, what a surprise they are in for.

Bruce has been driving Kenworth trucks for 25 years. He reckons that the Caltex servo west of Goulbourn knocks up the best bangers and mash he's ever eaten - it's a real treat for him. He lives at home with his mum because his wife left him and took the kids.

Nowadays Bruce enjoys candlelit dinners, writing poetry and romantic walks along the beach (at least that's what he tells the glamour girls he meets on the internet). He also enjoys listening to Truckers Trax and can't wait til volume 9 comes out. Bruce subscribes to Cabbie Magazine in the hope that one day he can retire and buy his own cab - and still listen to Truckers Trax of course.

Darren (Dazza) is a big boy, somebody not to be reckoned with. After completing his Year 12 Certificate he decided to do a security course at TAFE for six weeks. He thought he was pretty smart because there was a three hour law module and he passed with a credit. Dazza loves putting on his uniform (black and whites) and gives himself the "thumbs-up" in the mirror before he leaves for a tough night.

Dazza loves preying on people who are having a good time, and telling them they've had too much to drink. He especially thinks it's really funny when he splits up a group and says that only one person can't get into the pub because they have got the wrong shoes.

Bob's been a public servant in Canberra for the past 16 years. He has his daily schedule down to a tee. He strolls in at 8.39 am, logs onto his emails and spends an hour forwarding jokes to his other public servant friends - even if he doesn't know them. The rest of the morning is spent walking around the office with a coffee, looking for fellow staff members celebrating birthdays (there are usually about eight per day with cake supplied).

Lunch lasts for two hours and is spent complaining about government red tape, legislation and lack of time to get anything done in the office. After lunch, time is dedicated to walking around the office with a blank piece of paper and a stressed look on his face, then back to the desk to push one piece of paper from one side to the other (with the same stressed look). At 4.51 pm, Bob attempts some work and manages to clock up two hours flex time.

Bev is 24 and can't see why people would want to work when they can get $296 bucks a fortnight from the government for doin' nothin'. He lives at home and thinks that's tops because he can still afford to buy all the stuff he wants. His last purchase was a pair of uggies, matching woollen vest and some black trakidacks. He's not very happy with the price of uggies these days - just because they're trendy doesn't mean they have to go up so much.

Bevin has a mullet and believes that it's a cut that gives him extra side vision when he's tinkering around with his Dad's Cortina - he doesn't have to always worry about getting hair out of his face... and it's good for interviews too... "business at the front - party at the back".

Davo's a top bloke - the local pub larrikin who thinks it's pretty funny when he's had a few to drop his pants and do flies eyes to all the girls. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed and his mates reckon he's a bit of a loose cannon.

When he saw the Crocodile Hunter a couple of years ago he decided that was what he wanted to do. Unfortunately two weeks into his new career his arm was bitten off when he jumped on a baby croc. He didn't see the croc's mum and still can't believe they move so bloody quick. His only regret is that he didn't read up a bit more about it, those other blokes make it look so easy.